中國網站品牌欄目（頻道）
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
knead: 揉捏，按摩，推拿（肌肉等）
chiropractor: 手療法醫師；脊骨神經科醫生
screw: 詐騙（錢財等）
