美國婚禮風俗（下）
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本片段劇情：Doyle去Jane家中造訪，無意中看到了她滿滿的一衣柜伴娘裙裝，足足有27件！Jane也又過了一把癮，身著各色各樣的裙裝來了一把時裝秀。但當鏡頭落下，Jane難掩內心的悲涼。屢次當伴娘的Jane內心憧憬著，“到了我結婚的那天，人們都會為祝福我而來”……來看看閃亮登場的27套禮服吧。
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Malcolm Doyle: Wait. What are those?
Jane: Nothing.
Malcolm Doyle: Are those-
Jane: No!
Malcolm Doyle: Are they bridesmaid dresses?
Jane: This is none of your business.
Malcolm Doyle: Oh! Good God. What? You kept them all? You have a whole closetful. Why?
Jane: I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.
Malcolm Doyle: Right. Well, that makes complete sense... because they're beautiful.
Jane: Some are not that bad.
Malcolm Doyle: "Not that bad"? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.
Jane: Fine. Um, well-Not that one. This one-This one is really-
Malcolm Doyle: Horrible. Right? Was the word you're looking for. What color is this? Vomit?
Jane: No, it's like a- It's an "olivey" green. It's very in. I'm telling you, it looks great on.
Malcolm Doyle: Uh, no. I'm telling you that this is an instrument of torture...inflicted on you by a bride who wants you to look ugly.
Jane: No. Jenna picked it because it looks good on everybody.
Malcolm Doyle: Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her.
Jane: That is not true and I'm going to show you you are wrong. See? It's not so bad. This sash is really very flat-
Malcolm Doyle: Okay. You are totally right about the dress. It is not that bad. But, come on. The color? Please.
Jane: Well, it's your flash. I think it's blowing it out weird...and if it were just a normal. Okay, it's not very good.
Malcolm Doyle: You kind of look like a shiny mermaid. You should be flattered. She didn't want to stand next to a tall, beautiful woman...and have you actually looking decent.
Jane: It's really not the worst one. If I had to pick one- I got a good one. This is my favorite.
Malcolm Doyle: Oh, my God. What the hell is that?
Jane: Theme wedding.
Malcolm Doyle: What was the theme, "humiliation"? God! No, people do not have Gone With The Wind weddings.
Jane: I have been to three.
Man: Let's do it. All right Y'all say, "Diddly-dee:" Diddly-dee.
Malcolm Doyle: I feel sick. All right. What else you got? Show me some more. You have to show me Benihana.
Jane: Give it.
Malcolm Doyle: Very pretty. Do you feel pretty?
Jane: Adorable. Every bride loves her accessories. Men wore dresses. Women wore suits. Kevin?
Malcolm Doyle: Yup: What was the theme here?
Jane: L.A. Wedding.
Malcolm Doyle: 27 dresses. You gotta be kidding me. I don't get it. All right.You do the thing, you have the dress. Just throw it out. That's a huge closet. You live in New York. You cannot be eating up space like that.
Jane: Strange as it sounds, I've had some really good times in those dresses. Weird as that may be.
Malcolm Doyle: I don't believe you.
Jane: I don't care if somebody wants me to wear a funny dress: It's their day, not mine.
Malcolm Doyle: God bless you.
Jane: And if supporting them when they get married means: Snowshoeing to a mountaintop in the Alps or... helping to caulk a fountain for some swans, then-
Malcolm Doyle: You actually did that?
Jane: Oh, I'm a really, very good caulker.
Malcolm Doyle: Likes caulk. All right. But come on. Seriously. I mean, how much time do you spend doing this for other people? What about-What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No, I don't. I'm Jesus. Someday- God knows when, But someday...it'll be my day. And then all those people will be there for me: So- That is if I ever-
Malcolm Doyle: Sorry.
妙語佳句 活學活用
1. vomit: 嘔吐，嘔吐物。
Doyle在這里是說，伴娘裝的顏色很難看，像“嘔吐色”，讓人惡心。我們還可以用You make me vomit來表示“你使我惡心”。
2. olivey green: 橄欖綠。我們還常用olive green來表示這種顏色。
3. in: 時尚的。與之相對應，out就表示out of date（過時了）。
4. delusional: 錯覺，妄想的。
Jim是一個delusional type（妄想型的人），常陷入delusional mood（妄想心境），產生一些delusional idea（妄想念頭）。
5. sash: 腰帶，肩帶。
例如：She girded her waist with a sash.= She girded a sash round her waist. （她以飾帶束腰。）
6. mermaid: （傳說中的）美人魚。有時我們也將女子游泳選手諧稱為mermaid。
7. theme wedding: 主題婚禮。
類似的用法還有theme party（主題派對），theme park（主題公園）。
8. Diddly-dee: 照相時讓人保持微笑姿態的用語，類似于我們平時在照相時所說的“茄子”。
9. Benihana: 日本風格的。
Benihana原為開設在美國的一家日式餐廳的名字，Doyle在這里意思是說：“穿件日本風格的伴娘裙裝給我看看?！?/p>
10.snowshoe: 穿雪鞋走路。
例如：Try snowshoe trekking,a definitely different way to tank up on sunshine and energy.（還可穿著雪鞋遠足，這絕對是一種飽嘗陽光、增添精力的不同體驗。）
11.mountaintop: 山頂。
例如：She shouted on the mountaintop and listened for the echo.（她在山頂上大聲喊著，然后聆聽著回聲。）
12. caulk: 填補縫隙，防漏。
例如：Plumbers caulk joints in pipe with lead , string or a caulking compound.（水管工用鉛、繩子或專用填隙材料使管子的接頭不漏水。）
13. caulker: 填賽縫隙的人。在這里，Jane的意思是，“我是塊好綠葉”，在別人的婚禮上愛做“綠葉配紅花”一類的事情。
美國婚禮風俗（下）
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